When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! 

Kindly join us inside these haunted theaters, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons — where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? 

Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now.

 Get your tickets while you can… we’re dying to see you.

FOOLISH MORTALS: 

A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

This event is 21 & over.

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Disclaimer: This is a parody production. The Haunted Mansion® is a trademark and property of The Walt Disney Company.  This production is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with The Walt Disney Company, Disney Parks, Disney Enterprises, Inc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.