FOOLISH MORTALS: 

A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

October 2024

Welcome to 

FOOLISH MORTALS: 

A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret


When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  


Kindly join us inside these haunted theatres, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now. 

McFiler's Chehalis Theatre

558 N Market Blvd, 

Chehalis, WA 98532


FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

This event is 21 & over.

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McFiler's Chehalis Theatre

558 N Market Blvd, 

Chehalis, WA 98532

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Introducing Our Cast & Crew For Chehalis

Anna Nymph

Given

Megz Madrone

The Infamous Nina Nightshade

Kitten A. Round

David D. Daniels

Temera Titty

Bevin Victoria

UmBruh

Solangerie

Hezzy Tayte

Valerie Veils

Miss Doe Chanterelle

DR Schreiber

Lacy Knightly

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

Hurry back. We're dying to have you. 

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. The Haunted Mansion® is a trademark and property of The Walt Disney Company.  This production is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with The Walt Disney Company, Disney Parks, Disney Enterprises, Inc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.