When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  

Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

THREE NIGHTS

Friday, October 4, 2024

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Sunday, October 6, 2023

Doors open at 7pm

Show at 8pm

Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now. 

Alberta Rose Theatre

3000 Ne Alberta St.

Portland, OR

United States

Advance tickets

$30  General admission advance

$40 General Admission Day of show (if available)

$45 VIP with Preferred Seating

(VIP is first 7 rows of the center section)

This event is 21 & over.

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

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